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My phone knows what references I’m going to make. #autocorrect #talktotext #arresteddevelopment

My phone knows what references I’m going to make. #autocorrect #talktotext #arresteddevelopment

beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

I have two sets of friends who just had babies who also don’t need anything but all I see is stuff to buy them.

beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

I have two sets of friends who just had babies who also don’t need anything but all I see is stuff to buy them.

(via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

The silver lining to happily sobbing over Bart and MJ singing Happy Birthday Lisa is I know to throw tampons in my bag for tomorrow.

@neutralfeatures loves cats.  (at Sac City)

@neutralfeatures loves cats. (at Sac City)

theavc:

The Room has its own porn parody, and it’s just as sexy as you’d expect.  

theavc:

The Room has its own porn parody, and it’s just as sexy as you’d expect.  

No questions here.

No questions here.

pixienightmaregoddess:

And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.

It explains a lot.

(Source: sandandglass, via iwriteaboutfeminism)

nevillellongbottom:

So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.

(via iwriteaboutfeminism)

nprmusic:

An artist is really just an artist no matter what the medium or genre.
— Circuit Des Yeux’s Haley Fohr, via Question Dot GIF 
GIF: adamkissick for NPR

Woah. I remember her playing at Paul’s house (da clinic haus ya).

nprmusic:

An artist is really just an artist no matter what the medium or genre.

— Circuit Des Yeux’s Haley Fohr, via Question Dot GIF 

GIF: adamkissick for NPR

Woah. I remember her playing at Paul’s house (da clinic haus ya).

We bought a pumpkin. #fall

We bought a pumpkin. #fall

slaughterhouse90210:

“If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.”—Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

slaughterhouse90210:

“If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.”
—Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

I wanted to pet this amazing looking cat but it was locked in a death stare with another kitty. #cats #catsofinstagram #catsofcalifornia

I wanted to pet this amazing looking cat but it was locked in a death stare with another kitty. #cats #catsofinstagram #catsofcalifornia

I just want pumpkin all day everyday.

I just want pumpkin all day everyday.