FartsintheMicrowave

Tourists.

Tourists.

Our hotel used to be The Crossbow Lodge. #tahoe #laketahoe #tourist

Our hotel used to be The Crossbow Lodge. #tahoe #laketahoe #tourist

Paul got on a cleaning rampage and who am I to tell him otherwise?

I’ll just sit here on my phone so I don’t get in his way.

nickkroll:

Me and my bro @johnmulaney just got all inked up!

nickkroll:

Me and my bro @johnmulaney just got all inked up!

walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

(via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

OMG OMG Tommy’s face looming over tourists near fisherman’s wharf. #theroom #tommywiseau #fishermanswharf #sf #sanfran  (at Fishermans Wharf, Pier 39)

OMG OMG Tommy’s face looming over tourists near fisherman’s wharf. #theroom #tommywiseau #fishermanswharf #sf #sanfran (at Fishermans Wharf, Pier 39)

My mom and me with wind in her hair.

My mom and me with wind in her hair.

They’re holding hands. #aww #cat #catsofinstagram

They’re holding hands. #aww #cat #catsofinstagram

Parents and the internet… thousands of dollars of equipment and doing things that Windows 98 could handle.

Parents and the internet… thousands of dollars of equipment and doing things that Windows 98 could handle.

Veggie biscuits and gravy. It’s hard to make b&g look good, but it’s pretty dang good. #food #breakfast

Veggie biscuits and gravy. It’s hard to make b&g look good, but it’s pretty dang good. #food #breakfast

#ChkChkChk played (for free!) in Sacramento at Concerts at the Park last night. (at Concerts in the Park, Sacramento)

!!!  (at Concerts In The Park)

!!! (at Concerts In The Park)

This is a very strange concept. #spam #groceryoutlet

This is a very strange concept. #spam #groceryoutlet

syntheticpubes:

by Lena

Is there any other way to get your partner’s attention?

Great idea or great idea? #winCo

Great idea or great idea? #winCo