FartsintheMicrowave

Mexican food in Nebraska.

Mexican food in Nebraska.

We’ve made it to western Missouri thus far! #goteam

We’ve made it to western Missouri thus far! #goteam

Brunch with besties pt. 2

Brunch with besties pt. 2

Brunch with besties.

Brunch with besties.

I’m going to miss my bbfs. #latergram (at La Parada Restaurant)

I’m going to miss my bbfs. #latergram (at La Parada Restaurant)

Waiting for my dad to come haul a away all our stuff. 😪/😊

Waiting for my dad to come haul a away all our stuff. 😪/😊

dismissivejerkoffmotion:

In the seven years since i’ve had mine I have told maybe a handful of people about it. Not because I’m ashamed by any means, or do I feel private about it…mostly I am trying to avoid comments like these because I don’t want to waste my time punching people in the face.

Don’t you know that your body isn’t for you to enjoy?!?!

dismissivejerkoffmotion:

In the seven years since i’ve had mine I have told maybe a handful of people about it. Not because I’m ashamed by any means, or do I feel private about it…mostly I am trying to avoid comments like these because I don’t want to waste my time punching people in the face.

Don’t you know that your body isn’t for you to enjoy?!?!

(Source: n-a-blue-box)

Cat sitting.

Cat sitting.

Badass elevator.

Better than In &Out?!? Yes. 😱 (at Schoops Hamburgers)

Better than In &Out?!? Yes. 😱 (at Schoops Hamburgers)

This is how my little brother (in law) wakes up. #trex

This is how my little brother (in law) wakes up. #trex

We have a place to live in CA!! Give me your address and I’ll give you mine. #California #movin’

We have a place to live in CA!! Give me your address and I’ll give you mine. #California #movin’

#flawless

#flawless

Two seconds in, and everyone is already giggling. #theroom

Breakfast of (non-profit) champions. #homemade #granola and #kefir

Breakfast of (non-profit) champions. #homemade #granola and #kefir