FartsintheMicrowave

On repeat.

On repeat.

I think the most disheartening part about living near the poverty line is when I stain my work clothes.

I get paid around $6/hour and I have to dress business casual, so when I stain my dress with coffee I have one less outfit to wear. I think everyone is starting to notice that I have about 3 different shirts I rotate.

Today is the day I put aside my distaste for Krispy Kreme and get some of these babies.

Today is the day I put aside my distaste for Krispy Kreme and get some of these babies.

Link just ran up and hopped right into my lap. I have to pee but the cats always win when they are being sweet.

Link just ran up and hopped right into my lap. I have to pee but the cats always win when they are being sweet.

We all fuck up sometimes.

We all fuck up sometimes.

at bloomington,

at bloomington,

I guess white people like ritz? (at WinCo Foods - Elk Grove)

I guess white people like ritz? (at WinCo Foods - Elk Grove)

Breakfast by @paulevy

Breakfast by @paulevy

photojojo:

Back in 1976, Roger Minick started teaching photography workshops at Yosemite National Park, but he soon became more interested in capturing the delightfully tacky tourists flocking to the best views.

Lucky for us, Roger compiled all of his work into the magnificent “Sightseer Series,” which will have you reminiscing about that family trip to the Grand Canyon.

It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This: Vintage Tourist Photos

via It’s Nice That

(via notarobotbutaghost)

Real, Is it

iworkatapubliclibrary:

Patron [browsing the cook books]: “I’m looking for a book called The Beginner Chef.”

Librarian: “Is that a real book or one you wish existed?”

Patron: “I like how you phrased that.”

“I have strong opinions about beer.”
“Does it makes sense for me AND Ricky to be on top?”
— Don’t let your husbands grow up to play video games.
I should hang out in alleys more often. #sacramento #sac

I should hang out in alleys more often. #sacramento #sac

Sunset at #halfdome.  (at Glacier Point)

Sunset at #halfdome. (at Glacier Point)