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Perfect end to an okay day.

Perfect end to an okay day.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters march from Clayton High School to the Justice Center. Wednesday evening. Aug. 20th.

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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I am wet.

dismissivejerkoffmotion:

I try not to get too disgruntled with tourists because hey, they give my city money and make me remember why it’s cool to go new places and are mostly harmless. 

But

BUT

I cannot handle tourists in the rain. My patience dwindles to negative a billion. I am not stepping in this puddle for you, mr. jansport backpack. I don’t care if your popcorn is getting wet, don’t hit me with your golf umbrella or i’m going to fling it all into the lake.

What is this “rain” you speak of?

Is that when someone leaves their sprinklers on too long?

(I’ve lived in California for too long.)

piddlebucket:

thisiswhiteprivilege:

softboycollective:

TUESDAY 8/19: Ferguson PD presented a table full of fabricated evidence at this morning’s press conference - allegedly seized from protestors and stopped cars. The Colt 45 Molotov with a white bandana was the crowning glory, turns out you can’t even buy glass 40’s in Missouri. Stay classy, FPD

I seriously think white supremacist are coming in the area to frame the protesters, but it could just be the cops

Nah I think that’s exactly what’s going on.

Holy fuck.

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No Tiger! Oh wait, it’s just water.

No Tiger! Oh wait, it’s just water.

Went to the Davis, CA Bicycling Hall of Fame yesterday! Paul on top and one of Major Taylor’s bikse on bottom. #cycling #bikes #california #indianapolis #Davis

Went to the Davis, CA Bicycling Hall of Fame yesterday! Paul on top and one of Major Taylor’s bikse on bottom. #cycling #bikes #california #indianapolis #Davis

Rode my bike to yoga in the park, allowed my butt to be kicked by said yoga, bike back, and Paul is home with omelet ingredients. #sunday #sundaymorning #yoga  (at Tahoe Park)

Rode my bike to yoga in the park, allowed my butt to be kicked by said yoga, bike back, and Paul is home with omelet ingredients. #sunday #sundaymorning #yoga (at Tahoe Park)

Found my furry inspiration. #giraffe #spiritanimal #davis #ca  (at Hallmark Inn , Davis CA)

Found my furry inspiration. #giraffe #spiritanimal #davis #ca (at Hallmark Inn , Davis CA)

August spurge. #interpol #sacramento

August spurge. #interpol #sacramento

It’s about to get real! #simpsons #tv

It’s about to get real! #simpsons #tv

I guess this is where priests live? #catholic #catholicjoke

I guess this is where priests live? #catholic #catholicjoke

Midwest has the best food. My Cali coworkers might agree. #stl #food

Midwest has the best food. My Cali coworkers might agree. #stl #food

Sometimes Hoosiers make Gooey Butter Cake for their California co-workers. #gooeybuttercake #stlouis #stl #food

Sometimes Hoosiers make Gooey Butter Cake for their California co-workers. #gooeybuttercake #stlouis #stl #food

That face. #cat #catsofinstagram

That face. #cat #catsofinstagram