February 2012
11 posts
Me: You know they're just going to live in an apartment building in the middle of a cornfield and have a bunch of weird christian kids.
Paul: (shudders) Christians are so weird.
Omg, guys... I got hit on today
This is like… a big deal. I was going on 23 years of my life knowing how hot I am wondering why no one else thought it too. I GUESS THERE’S SOMEONE OUT THERE.
Also, should I be worried that I think he was going to ask me out for Valentine’s Day. Liz Lemon and Katie agree… no to that.
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Can I just mention that I'm writing a break up...
There’s some context but can I say BITCHES* GET STUFF DONE.
I do what others simply refuse to do.
*I am that Bitch.
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“You know I was married for 23 years to the love of my life, and he died six...”
– Washington State Representative MAUREEN WALSH, Republican, on why she voted to legalize marriage equality in her state.
Dear New Jersey governor Chris Christie and others in the Republican Party who continue to demonize those who want marriage equality: this is what courage, and not cowardice,...
“She reads books… for fun.”
– Elena, Peep Show, Season 6
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“Think about it: people willingly came to Indianapolis.”
– Lauren
January 2012
21 posts
“Did you just say something about night cheese?”
– Paul
(yes)
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“I can annoy you now because we’re not having sex.”
– Paul
December 2011
14 posts
Hello
I’m on a kindle fire babies.
Midwest Musings: One teachers approach to... →
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got…
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“We’re looking for wives so tired of sluts coming to us in the clubs with their...”
– Dead Womb, Death From Above 1979
There is a special place in Hell for those who...
“How many batteries did you through?”
– A co-worker responding to me telling him I watched 3 Twilight movies in 3 nights.
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“Tell ya what, that crack is really moreish”
– Superhans, Peep Show, S 2, Ep. 2
“Paul likes cheap cases of wine. We managed to get a case for $24…...”
– Me to my sister regarding what she should get for Paul for Christmas.
November 2011
11 posts
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
Friend: Have you ever had sex in the snow?
Me: I'm opposed to the cold in most ways. It's hard to get me to have sex outside of a blanket.
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Mom: Have you ever been to super cuts?
Me: No! Mom! Of course not! I'll pay for a haircut if you need me to! "Treat yo self!"