March 2012
16 posts
The XX is playing on Whitney
WHY AM I WATCHING WHITNEY!?
February 2012
13 posts
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Today I declined an offer to have an affair.
I mean he’s cute but, you know, not THAT cute*.
*No one is that cute.
Me: You know they're just going to live in an apartment building in the middle of a cornfield and have a bunch of weird christian kids.
Paul: (shudders) Christians are so weird.
Omg, guys... I got hit on today
This is like… a big deal. I was going on 23 years of my life knowing how hot I am wondering why no one else thought it too. I GUESS THERE’S SOMEONE OUT THERE.
Also, should I be worried that I think he was going to ask me out for Valentine’s Day. Liz Lemon and Katie agree… no to that.
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Can I just mention that I'm writing a break up...
There’s some context but can I say BITCHES* GET STUFF DONE.
I do what others simply refuse to do.
*I am that Bitch.
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“You know I was married for 23 years to the love of my life, and he died six...”
– Washington State Representative MAUREEN WALSH, Republican, on why she voted to legalize marriage equality in her state.
Dear New Jersey governor Chris Christie and others in the Republican Party who continue to demonize those who want marriage equality: this is what courage, and not cowardice,...
“She reads books… for fun.”
– Elena, Peep Show, Season 6
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“Think about it: people willingly came to Indianapolis.”
– Lauren
