FartsintheMicrowave

“Paul likes cheap cases of wine. We managed to get a case for $24… seriously. Dry red is his favorite. He’s also really into getting “ripped”… like a white version of Jacob (from Twilight). He’s also into twilight, cats, cooking steaks, doing pushups, Wii games, shaving, looking like Phil Dunphy (from Modern Family), hmmm… I can’t think of anything else. Oh, Hot Sauce!”