Im like a dutch oven but with electromagnetic waves. Imagine that.

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FartsintheMicrowave

Can I just mention that I’m writing a break up letter on behalf of a friend.

There’s some context but can I say BITCHES* GET STUFF DONE.

I do what others simply refuse to do.

*I am that Bitch.

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