Im like a dutch oven but with electromagnetic waves. Imagine that.

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This is like… a big deal. I was going on 23 years of my life knowing how hot I am wondering why no one else thought it too. I GUESS THERE’S SOMEONE OUT THERE.

Also, should I be worried that I think he was going to ask me out for Valentine’s Day. Liz Lemon and Katie agree… no to that.

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3 months ago

tinycastles said: lol you’re married to the biggest babe. YOU are the biggest babe! shut up! ha
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