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Mexican food at La Parada.

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:06:41 -0400

Mexican food at La Parada.

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Wed, 23 May 2012 15:11:58 -0400

Vegan Ice cream @ The Chocolate Moose.

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:12:39 -0400

Vegan Ice cream @ The Chocolate Moose.

I’m in Bloomington, bros. what’s up?

Sun, 20 May 2012 16:48:34 -0400

I’m in Bloomington, bros. what’s up?

I still hate the Twin Peaks theme song.

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:42:34 -0400

I still hate the Twin Peaks theme song.

"People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass."

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:38:26 -0400

“People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass.”

- Pino Caruso (via pandacake)

Although my husband and I are meat eaters now, He grew AMAZINGLY intimidating legs as a cyclist when he was a veggie. Dudes who drop him on rides don’t have the muscle mass he has.

If Paul had a mustache in 15 years (He wears that outfit EVERY...

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:56:00 -0400

If Paul had a mustache in 15 years

(He wears that outfit EVERY day he’s not wearing jorts.)

Edit: I should mention that I saw this today on my bike ride in Carmel, Indiana.

slaughterhouse90210: “I hope something happens. I’m restless as...

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:47:27 -0400

slaughterhouse90210:

“I hope something happens. I’m restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing domestic.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise

Yummy!!

Wed, 16 May 2012 19:01:01 -0400

Yummy!!

Baby’s first batch (all by herself)!

Wed, 16 May 2012 18:50:36 -0400

Baby’s first batch (all by herself)!

tinycastles: Why can’t we all just fucking get along?

Wed, 16 May 2012 15:45:51 -0400

tinycastles:

Why can’t we all just fucking get along?

sesamestreet: We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with...

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:52:47 -0400

sesamestreet:

We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with Elmo app that we can’t stop dancing!

I’m too lazy to find the link, but look this up on YouTube. It’s amazing.

Ways to describe myself.

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:19:31 -0400

Today, I may have quit my job. Long story short, I walked about because of trouble getting my paycheck cashed. They may pay me and I’ll keep working or they won’t pay me, or they’ll pay me and tell me to go f myself. We’ll see.

Applying for jobs has made think about me and how I would describe myself. Here’s a couple if I was being honest:

Air-headed but not in a “there’s no hope for humanity” way
Reliable but clumsy

HIRE ME!

Ex boyfriend is giving me shit on facebook

Tue, 15 May 2012 09:05:31 -0400

And I want to just say “dude, I finished high school. I win so much harder than you.”

I'm depressed because I have ambition

Mon, 14 May 2012 23:17:50 -0400

(Well, some) . I just had an awful day because I learned that I didn’t get an interview for an internship.

I’ve applied for about 10-15 jobs and I’ve yet to secure 1 interview.

And clearly that’s my fault. But how do I do this? How do I get someone to notice me? There are new graduates now in the search and I’m one of so many more now.

This has been the toughest week I’ve had since graduation.

At least I want more. That’s something, right?

Blah, Blah, Blah, Complain, Complain...

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:06:10 -0400

But seriously- Walmart refused to cash my paycheck.

This is what happens a YEAR out of fucking college- you work for $9/hr and receive checks that Walmart won’t cash.

That, my cat peeing on a bathmat, and watching two little children being shuffled around because their mom is in jail and dad (no shit) GAVE UP on them have made this the day of endless sobbing (those people are only related to me because of my job).

But like seriously, I’m alive… so I’m getting over it.

You can see him swallowing his own vomit

Wed, 09 May 2012 18:35:51 -0400

when Romney says “marriage is between a man and a women.”

"How did you know that’s why I called?"

Wed, 09 May 2012 18:05:58 -0400

“How did you know that’s why I called?”

- Paul responding to me saying “I ALREADY KNOW OBAMA IS COOL WITH GAY MARRIAGE!” when I answered the phone.

"So don’t worry too much, baby, we’re doin alright. It’s been a weird couple of..."

Wed, 09 May 2012 18:04:00 -0400

“So don’t worry too much, baby, we’re doin alright. It’s been a weird couple of months adjusting but I think everything is ok. We can save up little by little and go on a nice vacation late this summer or in the fall”

- Paul figured out our budget, and this part of the email made me smile.

P.S. The “baby” is probably a joke. The only time Paul calls me “baby”, the context is that I’m being a baby and “just eat your goddamn weird sausage and stop crying that’s there’s heart in there!!”

ohyestimelords: Exactly.

Tue, 08 May 2012 17:50:57 -0400

ohyestimelords:

Exactly.